Mariiii

Mariiii

iswearimnotnaked:

im so PUMPED about fall!!!!! ill wear 500 sweaters i dont care ill shove a whole pumpkin up my ass

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AFTER WATCHING THE ANACONDA VIDEO

howdoiputthisgently:

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Something inside is hurting you – that’s why you need cigarettes or whiskey, or music turned so fucking loud you can’t think.

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(via itsadrienne)

i told them that i was
dying

but i made it sound like poetry

so they laughed with their
pretty teeth and
didn’t
believe.

destispell:

men: rape jokes hahaha! beating women haha! lol make me a sandwich whore! put on makeup fugly! hahaha!

women: those aren’t funny.

men: lighten up, it’s a joke wow must be on her period women are so emotional lol

women: i drink the tears of men, haha!

men: hOW DARE YOU. HOW DARE YOU PROMOTE THE SUFFERING OF US MEN? DO YOU KNOW WHAT WE HAVE DONE FOR YOU? YOU WOULD BE NOTHING WITHOUT US. THATS NOT FUNNY AT ALL

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blurredbynes:

arent parents supposed to not make you feel like shit 

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ivlostmymindd:

When you realize he’s almost 40, it makes it funnier
ivlostmymindd:

When you realize he’s almost 40, it makes it funnier
ivlostmymindd:

When you realize he’s almost 40, it makes it funnier
ivlostmymindd:

When you realize he’s almost 40, it makes it funnier
ivlostmymindd:

When you realize he’s almost 40, it makes it funnier
ivlostmymindd:

When you realize he’s almost 40, it makes it funnier

ivlostmymindd:

When you realize he’s almost 40, it makes it funnier

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timothydelaghetto:

gothfag:

madamemeancuisine:

First thought—where is their mother?Second thought—probably taking the picture.

That caption killed me

whooooaaa

timothydelaghetto:

gothfag:

madamemeancuisine:

First thought—where is their mother?
Second thought—probably taking the picture.

That caption killed me

whooooaaa

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malijuanastyles:

All I do at school is watch all the girls pretend to be friends with each other

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